Accountants and Actuaries – Comic Relief


  • When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
  • Why did God invent economists? To make accountants and meteorologists look good.
  • What’s an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humor.
  • Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.
  • What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.
  • What’s the difference between the male sperm and an accountant? The sperm has a chance to become human.
  • and my favorite… What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.

Have a great weekend!

(Still on vacation in Europe. Back in a week!)

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